Italian pasta, for owners of Housemeeting

[earlobe]

Hey guys. I was wondering if any owners of the book here could post the part where Col and Frank are cooking Italian food and they replace all the ingredients. Perhaps scan it in if you have a scanner or even take a picture if you don't want to type it in. I can't seem to find the book online in any downloadable form.

Thanks in advance.

[frankywanky]

Hi earlobe, welcome to the forum! The book is not available in any download form, but hopefully this will become reality one day! Below is the chapter 'Cooking' on page 33 onward that you are after!
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Frank: Col, I promise I'll change. Things will be different. Give me a second chance. Please?

Colin: I'm starving. Let's have something to eat. We'll talk about it later.

Frank: Okay.

Colin: Okay ... so ... what do you feel like?

Frank: Oh, I don't know ... something nice?

Colin: Really? You want something nice? I thought you probably felt like something totally disgusting that would make you vomit for about four hours.

Frank: ...

Colin: ... ... This recipe book should have something.

FLICK ... FLICK ... TURN ... FLICK

Ah, here we go. Pasta Italiano! Mmm, sounds delicious. Okay ... first we have to boil a pot of pasta.

Frank: We haven't got any pasta.

Colin: That's fine. We'll replace the pasta with toast. That'll be just as good. Next, fry the onions in oil.

Frank: We haven't got any oil.

Colin: Okay, we'll use butter.

Frank: We're out of butter.

Colin: Okay, we'll steam them in water.

Frank: Bugger, we forgot to get onions.

Colin: We'll use cabbage instead.

Frank: Right.

Colin: When the onions are starting to brown add some mixed herbs.

Frank: Nup ... sorry.

Colin: The herbs are only really for extra flavour. Just plop in some tomato sauce, that'll do the same job. Dice some potatoes ...

Frank: Col, you know I'm a vegetarian.

Colin: Frank, potatoes are vegetables, not meat.

Frank: I know, but I made a personal vow not to eat anything with eyes, and potatoes are included on a technicality.

Colin: Okay, slice the mushrooms and add to ...

Franl: We haven't got mushrooms ... but we've got a bendy old carrot.

Colin: Okay, slice that and put it in. Pour in a can of peeled tomatoes.

Frank: We're got baked beans.

Colin: That'll do.

Frank: Mmm, I can't wait to eat this. I love Italian food.