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Post by Angua on Jun 8, 2006 18:48:10 GMT 10
New game time! Ok this one is called Who would you eat last I got the idea from my friend Dom www.standanddeliver.com who got the idea from Tommy Rhodes www.tommyrhodes.com. and then i stole this from Tripod forum The example they used was when they were talking about which was their fave Beatle. Dom said George Harrison to which Tommy replied 'Yeah I'd eat him last' The game goes basically like this: You're in a plane crash in the Andes with the beatles you'd eat who last? Ringo first - he's the least nescessary John Lennon second - cos he's a dick (not my words this was the conclusion Tom and Dom came up with lol) Paul McCartney - third and George (the fave of the two) last. They added this about the last two: Quote:Although, when you think about it, there wouldnt be much difference between them from a gustatory point of view, since theyd both spent the last few decades of their lives as millionaire vegetarians. So were talking organic, grain-fed, free-range Beatles. And both of them would have a fine, smokey flavour. Ok So I'll start and you have to give reasons! (the funnier the better!): Ok youve crashed a plane with the followin comedians, who would u eat first: Frank Woodley, Colin Lane, Paul McDermott, Adam Hills, Gatesy and Wil Anderson
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Post by skinheadskippy on Jun 8, 2006 19:16:13 GMT 10
Ok So I'll start and you have to give reasons! (the funnier the better!): Ok youve crashed a plane with the followin comedians, who would u eat first: Frank Woodley, Colin Lane, Paul McDermott, Adam Hills, Gatesy and Wil Anderson Yayyy, new games! 1ST: WIL ANDERSON - because he'd eventually piss me off with all his metrosexuality. Spending three weeks looking for nail polish is NOT constructive! I'd bludgeon him to death with his own inflated ego. 2ND: GATESY - because being a pretty singer will only get you so far. 3RD: PAUL MCDERMOTT - although spunky, he'd be too temperamental to live with. That, and he'd make like a monkey and fling poo at everybody. 4TH: ADAM HILLS - after a while i'd get sick of him trying to out-do me at music trivia (which I love) and cheat by, well, killing him. 5TH: COLIN LANE - I would eventually mistake him for an island baboon. Or he'd just piss me off and i'd kill him anyway. Which leaves... FRANK WOODLEY - he'd be a dopey bastard but at least he'd be resourceful. He'd have the mobile phone, the ability to climb trees Fijian-style, the matches and other useful paraphernalia concealed somewhere on his person. Well, really, i'd make sure I procreated with all five of the boys ( before I killed them, you sick people!), to breed dozens of little bambinos/bambinas...who would then build one mother of a boat and get us off that damn island!
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Post by inkling on Jun 9, 2006 1:04:33 GMT 10
ooooohoh an eating game! Okay lemee see...
I think:
1. Gatesy first- because I can't remember him right now, which means I haven't built up an affection for him. *shame*
2. Adam Hills- because he is a big lad, and therefore I can use some of his extra fat to make candles- and thusly keep my flames a happnin' (no offence Hills (says she in a cannibalism game!) I'm full of extra fat too)
3. Paul- He's only a snack really, hardly worth the effort- but by this stage he's beside himself with anguish (no hair pomade or glitter canons on this island) so it's kinder. Plus you can only hear ''I will come for you at night time....' wafting through the trees so many times before you reach for your people marinade.
4. Wil- because Col and Frank looks so cute together, and Wil is looking ill anyway because he won't eat people.
5. Col- I'm sorry darling, but there's just the three of us left now, and well, you're always giving Frank a hard time and I would like some private island time so Frank can give me a hard time (in a Carry On way). Plus- you won't stop crying over Paul's death.
So that leaves Frank, but I don't think I'd eat him. We're both pretty lucky types, so after a few months of making the island our personal Eden we'd go for a short walk and find we've been out the back of a fancy resort the whole time! Silly us.
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Post by beardfear on Jun 9, 2006 2:16:07 GMT 10
1) Paul McDermott - the perfect entree, plus he just annoys the crap out of me. 2) Wil Anderson - He's just a dickwad, frankly (look-ee there I dropped the wood ) 3) Gatesy - This just seems like the perfect place to slot him in, can't think of a logical or witty reason. 4) Frank Woodley - now I know I'm going against the crowd here, and I can hear y'all collectively gasping right now, and I'm slightly scared that the next time I try to login i will be banish-ed. But, here's my reasoning. I want Col and Adam to be the last 2 left, so sadly Franky Wanky has to be number 4. Yes, true, that was crap reasoning. 5) Adam Hills - After filling up on the previous 4, Adam and Col and I would sit around having intelligent and incredibly witty conversation for days and days. then I'd eat Adam, because Col is my favourite. 6) Colin Lane - I would only eat him if I was about to starve to death. I wuv him. Interestingly, because I am currently lactating (I am a breastfeeding mother, so it's not a weird medical anomaly or anything) I think I would be able to nourish the others on the desert island with my breastmilk. It has been done before, in documented cases such as the small boatload of refugees whose craft went way off course, and they ran out of food, they all survived because one of the women was breastfeeding her baby so they all took turns... suckling...... now probably that will sound odd and disgusting to most of you. It sounds slightly disgusting to me, and I'm one of the biggest lactivists I know. But in a life or death situation, I think I would be happy to save someone's life by feeding them with my boobie juice. So in conclusion, I seem even weirder to you all now, don't I. Woot.
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Post by skinheadskippy on Jun 9, 2006 2:19:40 GMT 10
I think I would be happy to save someone's life by feeding them with my boobie juice. Well, no matter who is eaten in what order, but they'll definitely go out as boob men. Then after the whole ordeal, you can put your breast milk into small vials and sell them as souvenirs. I wonder if the name Mama Jugs has been registered yet...?
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Post by Angua on Jun 9, 2006 13:16:06 GMT 10
Ok a new one now:
U have been in an aircrash and the only survivors are: Rimmer, Lister, Kochanski, Kryten, Holly and Cat Which one would u eat first???
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Post by inkling on Jun 10, 2006 0:05:53 GMT 10
Right! Let's see:
1. Kryten- I don't have anything against him, I just need to pull him apart to make a stove. I mean, he doesn't exactly have many edible parts!
2. Cat- because it's just cruel to expect him to last more than one day in the same outfit, especially at the beach.
3. Kochanski- never liked her much- neither of them!
4. Lister- mmm...curry flavour. By this time all I've had is scrawny, I need some fat! PLus he eats too much, so I need to eliminate that to ensure my own survival.
5. Holly- well, you can't eat him either, but I'll 'kill' him for the TV. You can't not have TV, especially with 24 hour marinated curry (see above).
And that leaves Rimmsy- whom I ADORE, so I think I'll go for the cheaters option like i did with Frank- we were too busy being in love that we didn't notice the massive hunger, and were rescued. ^_^
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Post by test on Jun 10, 2006 13:06:14 GMT 10
OK I have no idea who those new people are.
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Post by beardfear on Jun 10, 2006 13:59:18 GMT 10
Right! Let's see: 1. Kryten- I don't have anything against him, I just need to pull him apart to make a stove. I mean, he doesn't exactly have many edible parts! 2. Cat- because it's just cruel to expect him to last more than one day in the same outfit, especially at the beach. 3. Kochanski- never liked her much- neither of them! 4. Lister- mmm...curry flavour. By this time all I've had is scrawny, I need some fat! PLus he eats too much, so I need to eliminate that to ensure my own survival. 5. Holly- well, you can't eat him either, but I'll 'kill' him for the TV. You can't not have TV, especially with 24 hour marinated curry (see above). And that leaves Rimmsy- whom I ADORE, so I think I'll go for the cheaters option like i did with Frank- we were too busy being in love that we didn't notice the massive hunger, and were rescued. ^_^ Pretty much exactly what I would have said. ;D
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Post by Angua on Jun 10, 2006 14:24:08 GMT 10
Ok new one Taylor, Zac or Issac (Hanson that is) hehehehehehe
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Post by liz on Jun 10, 2006 14:52:54 GMT 10
im not going to answer this....freaks me out...reminds me of the island lol
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Post by inkling on Jun 10, 2006 21:52:37 GMT 10
Ok new one Taylor, Zac or Issac (Hanson that is) hehehehehehe I would eat all of them at once in one giant orgy of boyflesh! er, that came out wrong. oh GOD MY MENTAL EYES!!!
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Post by Sworlord on Jun 11, 2006 13:14:23 GMT 10
Okay I took the title wrong and this game scares me...lol.
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Post by inkling on Jun 11, 2006 13:24:48 GMT 10
My turn to think up some victims....
You've crashed etc- the onyl survivors, you and The Young Ones (Rik, Mike, Vyv, Neil) Who's last to go? Who's first? It's more exciting that Big Brother! (isn't everything?) it's just so exciting!! It's just so exciting!!! *spills tea*
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Post by Angua on Jun 12, 2006 12:38:49 GMT 10
Vyv, cause i cant remember this person Neil (scares me) Mike (bit too weird) Rik (he was my fave and i dont want to eat him til others are gone.
This game is good. i love it sooo funny.
New characters: Frodo, Merry, Pippin or Sam from Lord of the Rings
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Post by test on Jun 12, 2006 12:58:22 GMT 10
Frodo- because he annoys me. He's just so...stupid! Pippin- yeah, I like Merry better Merry- I love him, but I love Sam more Sam- he's just so cute! And I feel sorry for him having to put up with Frodo all the time. Give the guy a break!
New topic- the guys from tripod (Gatesy, Yon and Scod)
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adelaidejane
Jenny Window
Take that into your back face.
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Post by adelaidejane on Jun 12, 2006 12:59:55 GMT 10
Ooh this is a tough one.
Sam, I would eat first, because he's the "fat one". Therefore we wouldn't have to eat another hobbit for quite some time. Pippen next, mainly because he wouldn't be as mature as the other hobbits when it comes to real-life emergencies like being stranded on desert islands and stuff. Frodo next, because I know he doesn't like water, and if a *boat* came to rescue us, he'd be a bit weird about it, I'm sure. Also, his eyes bug me.
Merry I wouldn't eat. He's just too darn adorable. We'd stay *Lost* on the island, and start our own little species of half-human-half-hobbits.
Next group: Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie.
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Post by Angua on Jun 12, 2006 13:13:40 GMT 10
ahh ill have to do 2 cause u both must have been doin them at the same time. trippy.
Marge (that voice!) Lisa (boring) Maggie (not much meat) Bart (Plenty of meat) Homer (a good laugh and then a good meal)
Yon (those eyes look tasty (ewww)) Scod (very skinny no more than a snack) Gatesy (way too hot to eat first or second plus might have some other use for him... hehehe)
ok new group: Dr. Zoidberg, The Professor, Fry, Bender, Hermes, Leela, Amy or Zap Branigan
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Post by skinheadskippy on Jun 12, 2006 13:19:48 GMT 10
Maggie goes first - for a baby she's already displayed serious homocidal tendencies. I wouldn't trust her.
Next is Bart. I'd wait until he built a treehouse, though...at least he'd be good for that purpose. He's already been stranded on an island and he was quite useless.
Third would be Homer. With no TV and no beer, he'd go all Stephen King on our arses. Better to kill him off. At least then we could feast on him for weeks.
I'd endure Lisa for a while, having deep discussions and attempting to solve all the problems of the world. After a while, though, i'd think she was a smart-arse and club her to death.
...Which leaves dear old Marge. She would somehow make a broom and sweep the eating area once we've finished serving the others for supper. She'd find handy uses for just about everything.
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Post by test on Jun 12, 2006 13:22:42 GMT 10
Haha, I hate it when that happens. 2 posts at once= confusing!
OK I'm supposed to be doing my assignment now but I can't resist.
Zap Branigan- annoying. And those tiny shorts are just...wrong The Prefessor-ewwwww. I don't want to eat him...he's gross. Maybe I'll just pretend to eat him. Dr Zoidberg- cooked lobster...mmmmmmm...even though I've never eaten that before Hermes- yeah, why not Amy- annoying after a while Leela- got to get her away from my Fry Fry- only because Bender is not edible Bender- unedible.
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adelaidejane
Jenny Window
Take that into your back face.
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Post by adelaidejane on Jun 12, 2006 13:23:22 GMT 10
From the Futurama crew:
The Professor - I'd rather kill him first and eat him, rather than let him die and eat him. Zap Branigan - He's way too sleazy and annoying. Amy - Then I'd take her wallet and set the money and credit cards aside for after we get rescued. Hermes - Meh. He's of no use on a desert island. Fry - Ditto. Leela - I don't have much of a problem with her, but if I ate her before Fry, he'd get all angry and mopey. Dr Zoidberg - Yum!! Save the lobster for last.
Bender, I wouldn't eat because he's made of metal. Instead, I'd take out his memory disc brain thing, make him into a boat, and go home.
Mwahhaha. I'm so evil.
Next topic:
Peter, Lois, Meg, Chris, Stewie, Brian.
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Post by Angua on Jun 12, 2006 17:39:25 GMT 10
ah i have no idea who those people are
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Post by miaaa on Jun 12, 2006 18:13:21 GMT 10
Ok So I'll start and you have to give reasons! (the funnier the better!): Ok youve crashed a plane with the followin comedians, who would u eat first: Frank Woodley, Colin Lane, Paul McDermott, Adam Hills, Gatesy and Wil Anderson Yayyy, new games! 1ST: WIL ANDERSON - because he'd eventually piss me off with all his metrosexuality. Spending three weeks looking for nail polish is NOT constructive! I'd bludgeon him to death with his own inflated ego. 2ND: GATESY - because being a pretty singer will only get you so far. 3RD: PAUL MCDERMOTT - although spunky, he'd be too temperamental to live with. That, and he'd make like a monkey and fling poo at everybody. 4TH: ADAM HILLS - after a while i'd get sick of him trying to out-do me at music trivia (which I love) and cheat by, well, killing him. 5TH: COLIN LANE - I would eventually mistake him for an island baboon. Or he'd just piss me off and i'd kill him anyway. Which leaves... FRANK WOODLEY - he'd be a dopey bastard but at least he'd be resourceful. He'd have the mobile phone, the ability to climb trees Fijian-style, the matches and other useful paraphernalia concealed somewhere on his person. Well, really, i'd make sure I procreated with all five of the boys ( before I killed them, you sick people!), to breed dozens of little bambinos/bambinas...who would then build one mother of a boat and get us off that damn island! mine would go pretty much thte same...
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Post by inkling on Jun 12, 2006 18:34:44 GMT 10
1. The Professor- if he hadn't have thought up something to get us off the Island (like his Gililgan-era namesake) in the first half hour we'll never get off. PLus, he's all leathery like jerky, so at least he'd last for a while.
2. Zap- he amuses me, but I'd have to kill him pretty shortly after. he'd be trying to take over. Plus he's meaty, so he'd also last a long time.
3. Amy- she looks very tasty, and women are sweeter, so I need desert. ~_^
4. Leela- she's had enough time to get us off the island too.
5. Hermes- He's been a hoot, and he's Jamaican, so this is his natural habitat. I like him but...he's got alotta meat on him.
6. Fry- he's gone all depressive since we ate Leela, plus he's flavoured up with everyone else.
7. Bender!!!! He's not edible, and I know I could have pulled him apart for a stove like I did with Kryters, but I think Bender's the hottest metal ass ever- we would have to get married and have babies. Er, Artificial Insemination. (Homer- I don't know, you gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot...) Don't ask where we got the sprem from- that's grosser than cannabilism.
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Post by inkling on Jun 12, 2006 18:37:25 GMT 10
oh I forgot to eat Zoidberg. Okay, I eat him after Leela. I need Hermes around to show me a variety of rad Jamaican seafood dishes.
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